I ANSWER GOOGLE'S FAQ'S

Aye, we're back! So I'm just sitting staring at my room wall just thinking, "What should my next post be about that isn't dry?" And hey this idea comes up. How about I answer google's most frequently asked questions. I decided to make this a two-part series. I'm literally going to just go down the list and answer them how a person like me would if you were to ask me in my face without me searching it up. So let's begin!

1. Why is there a leap year?

Oh, this question is easy! To understand this you really need to understand how long a year is. If you were to ask this question, the most common answer you'd get is 365 days. While this answer is technically true, it's not complete. There are actually 365 days and 6 hours. Now of that 6 hours, you need 4 of it to make a complete day. That's why leap years occur every 4 years. The 6 extra hours add up and on the 4th year create a day that is added to February. So the next leap year would be in 2024. Your welcome.

2. Why is the sky blue?

... I remember reading this answer somewhere a long time ago. I'm not too sure about the accuracy of this answer anymore. I'm pretty sure the blue tint is the reflection of the water on Earth or was it just the color that happens to be reflected from gas molecules in the air? I'm not sure - it's one of those two.

3. Why you always lying?

I don't know. Maybe it's not me lying, maybe you are. (But in all seriousness, I'm pretty sure this is some meme.)

4. Why is my poop green?

I'm regretting my choice in doing this. I keep forgetting people don't ask reasonable questions. I'm pretty sure that has to do with the types of foods you ate.

5. Why should we hire you?

When did I ask you to?

6. Why are cats afraid of cucumber?

First of all, this sentence is not even grammatically correct. I don't know. There're cats, who knows what goes on in their minds. Ask them yourself.

7. Why do dogs eat grass?

Which sad soul told you they ate grass?

8. Why are cats scared of cucumbers?

Refer to question 6.

9. Why do cats purr?

Why do dogs bark?

10. Why did I get married?

Hmmmm. That's a toughie. You tell me.

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